Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 10:31 "16 bit MS-DOS Subsystem: The NTVDM CPU has encountered an illegal instruction"What? #
• 12:51 Good news, everyone! We're getting DSL on Wednesday, and Jet Broadband can suck a dick. #
• 12:52 Someone with better internet/computer knowledge please tell me what a "Network Traffic Overage" is. Does it mean using more bandwidth than.. #
• 12:52 ...you're supposed to? #
• 12:53 @Evaliation Dear Miko, you may want to block all of those lovely porn spammers that are following you. Love, Meggie #
• 12:56 @transnihilist Which is bullshit (them charging us for it) because the internet was down so much there was no chance of us downloading shit #
• 12:59 Stephen Colbert Shaves His Head for US Troops In Irag, AP Writer Can't Capitalize a Title Properly tinyurl.com/l7jlwo #
• 13:55 @Evaliation Haha, well the "Britney Fucked Vids" account got suspended, and that's the one I was mainly talking about. #
• 14:46 RT: @FURminator_Inc: Today is National Best Friends Day!, so give your best fur friend some extra special attention :) Pls RT #
• 19:28 It's the evening and I'm sitting at the computer, but using my phone to update Twitter. Know what that means? #
• 19:29 If you guessed "the internet's down" you win! #
• 19:34 @zolakathryn Wednesday cannot come soon enough. #
• 19:35 For old time's (last week) sake: #dickbutt #
• 19:35 @zolakathryn What happens on Wed for you? #
• 19:38 I had ice cream for dinner because the tacos tasted like #dickbutt #
• 19:44 @zolakathryn it's a secret #

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• 10:39 Pancakes were semi-successful; some were burnt on the outside and not cooked on the inside. The majority were okay though. #
• 13:17 @sailormidori I've been slacking too D: #
• 15:28 @zolakathryn *wind wind wind* #
• 20:18 Na na nanananana Katamari Damacy-e-e-e-e... #

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• 12:41 @lawhit1128 Doing laundry sucks, but making Brian carry down the laundry baskets is pretty fun. #
• 13:22 What's with all these spam/porn followers I get that I don't get a notification about? Anyone else get them? I just block them. #
• 14:35 @makelineerror Some people are morons #
• 18:23 Laundry day. Washing the slip cover for the sofa. So much fur came off it when I shook it out, it looked like it was snowing dowstairs. Haha #
• 20:41 Need to fold laundry. Hate folding laundry. #
• 21:08 I'm going to make pancakes tomorrow regardless of whether or not I wake up in time for breakfast. #

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• 11:51 *incomprehensible noises of annoyance* #
• 11:55 At first, I misread the title of this article and thought Lance Armstrong had named his son Twitter. tinyurl.com/ncobly #
• 13:00 @transnihilist I don't follow her anymore. She's pretty boring actually. Plus, I think you're right. #
• 13:06 @transnihilist I encourage it with great passion. Just put something just before you put her twittername so others (like me) can enjoy it #
• 13:06 @mtmodular On it, boss! #
• 13:08 @zolakathryn nycgrrl88, I believe #
• 13:09 @moerukun Aww yeah #
• 13:12 @moerukun nycgrrl88, but you didn't get that name from me. *shifty-eyed* #
• 13:15 @zolakathryn I think you're right, sorry #
• 13:15 @moerukun Haha! #
• 13:18 Oh my god, guys, go check out JAYDEEBLUNTS "THE FUC IS POPPIN" #
• 13:18 (jaydeeblunts is the guys twitter name) #
• 13:19 #followfriday @daydreamer3571 #
• 13:22 @zolakathryn Yes! Yes! Yes! #
• 13:37 I hate our internet connection with more passion than you can imagine. But apparently, we can't DSL where we are despite the fact that... #
• 13:37 ...our neighbor in the other half of the duplex we live in has it. How's that for fucked up? #
• 13:57 @transnihilist The title changes kill me #
• 14:05 I hate when someone follows me and they have over 20,000 followers and are following over 18,000 people. So it's like I know that they're... #
• 14:05 following me just for the sake of follower/following count ++ #
• 14:09 @mtmodular Aww fuck yeah. #
• 14:14 I am totally excited that ABCFamily is going to be showing the last season of Gilmore Girls now #
• 14:15 @mtmodular Celebrate your 2,222 tweet #
• 14:18 @mtmodular I'll do my best, boss #
• 14:19 @moerukun I haven't even paid attention to how many tweets I've made. 50 or so, I guess #
• 14:34 @mtmodular Eh, close enough #
• 15:14 @rossyoung Verizon, and Brian keeps putting it off. Since he would be the one paying for it, he wants to be the one to call. #
• 15:15 @rossyoung The cable part of our inter is pretty well fixed (all the lights are lit appropriately), but we still have issues. I think its. #
• 15:15 @rossyoung the router that's messed up. We have to reset it several times a day #
• 19:04 @zolakathryn you missed all the porn #
• 20:19 Everytime you have to use the word the, use #dickbutt instead #
• 20:19 #dickbutt kitchen needs cleaning. #
• 20:44 Now that I set #dickbutt rule about using #dickbutt word #dickbutt instead of #dickbutt word #dickbutt, I can't think of anything to say... #
• 20:45 ...that uses #dickbutt word #dickbutt #
• 20:45 Aww yeah, who's confused now? #
• 22:24 Allow me to put the town I live in in perspective: The fanciest restaurant in town is Applebee's #
• 22:24 OH GOD I MEANT #DICKBUTT NOT #DICKBUTT #
• 22:25 But seriously, Applebee's is the fanciest place to eat. #
• 22:27 Aww, there's an old guy crying on the news. He fought at Normandy. :( #
• 22:46 @zolakathryn the old guy crying, or applebee's? Both are sad, but in different way. #

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• 13:21 Two questions I've asked myself today: 'Where's the toilet paper?' and 'What's it doing up there?' Are these questions related? #
• 13:29 @switchbladephd "Peeoing" #
• 14:40 Retweet this. #
• 14:45 RT: @zolakathryn: RT @transnihilist: RT @zolakathryn: RT @lostmustard: Retweet this. (Should be retweet this Bitch!) #
• 14:45 RT: @zolakathryn: RETWEET THIS BITCH #
• 14:48 @zolakathryn You forgot the @ , loser #
• 14:48 @zolakathryn I mean, I love you E-Wifey #
• 14:53 *pllllllllbbbbttttthhhhh* #
• 17:02 MAKE ME FAMOUS @BECOMEFAMOUS #
• 20:37 Are yawns contagious over the internet? How many of you yawn whenyou read the word "yawn"? I do sometimes #yawn #
• 21:50 @mnakelineerror you yawned didn't you? #yawn #
• 21:52 I've been playing Professor Layton and the Curious Village for the past few days. It's fun! #
• 21:53 @makelineerror you yawned didn't you. #yawn #

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• 11:12 eating a blt with the b extra crispy #
• 11:14 @cuelight It goes to Bora Bora #
• 11:20 Carlin is so good at making Jehovah's Witnesses leave so much faster than if I were home alone all day. #
• 14:27 burp #
• 17:19 Now there are 6 states that are cooler than California. Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hamphire, and Vermont. #gaymarriage #
• 17:19 THAT'S RIGHT, CA, YOU SUCK! NOT EVEN HAVING HOLLYWOOD AND CELEBRITIES CAN HELP YOU NOW! #
• 17:19 www.wmur.com/politics/19644417/detail.html #
• 17:31 @reneengstrom He was thinking he's 2Legit2Quit, duh #
• 17:38 @reneengstrom 2Legit, 2Legit 2Quit (Hey hey!) #
• 20:20 Hurgh #
• 20:27 Pizza for dinner. Meh. #
• 20:43 Pizza was bleh #
• 20:44 And yet I ate three pieces. #
• 20:45 That sounds disgusting. Unless you didn't mix it all together. #
• 20:56 I can't believe we missed Little Big Planet on sale for $30 on Amazon. D: #
• 20:57 FYI: Sonic is giving away free root beer floats tonight. If you like RBFs and waiting a horrendously long time just to be able to park... #
• 21:05 I love when someone accidentally double posts on SA and then edits the double to say "Ignore this" or whatever, but once you've read that... #
• 21:06 ...You can't ignore it because you've already paid attention to it by reading it. #
• 21:07 @lawhit1128 SomethingAwful.com #
• 21:26 @makelineerror CORN #
• 21:29 @makelineerror How bad was the storm? #
• 21:32 @makelineerror Yes! That's what I was referencing! #
• 21:38 @sailormidori We don't have one within reasonable driving distance either. #
• 21:38 @sailormidori But shit, making a rootbeer float is super easy. #
• 21:39 @sailormidori Fuck, now I want one. I blame you! #
• 21:47 @sailormidori No you're to blame because...umm...#dickbutt #
• 21:50 @zolakathryn That was just for one day. Today is @sailormidori 's day to take the blame #
• 21:59 bit.ly/1a2tW1 #

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• 09:24 Wondering why our electricity bill went up $50 this month. D: Also, I have to clean a couple of spots in the oven from where sauce spilled. #
• 09:56 Good news: apparently, our cable company was fixing cables on our street yesterday and now our internet is working properly again. Hooray! #
• 09:56 I can play Animal Crossing again! My poor town probably needs tons of work. #
• 13:24 Melon is sooooooo good. Mmmmm #
• 17:05 Today is boring. #
• 17:27 @transnihilist No thanks #

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• 08:28 Carlin got Brian's keys and managed to bite down on the panic button thus setting off the alarm. #
• 09:46 Don't ever go to University of the Pacific if you're a girl bit.ly/rZQYB #
• 10:16 @zolakathryn RT @elizasea Dude, fuck Heinlein so hard. "9 out of 10 times when a woman is raped, it is partially her fault" #
• 10:18 About to cut up some melon for a yummy summer fruit salad. #
• 10:18 Did you know that what we call canteloupe here in America isn't really canteloupe? It is actually a muskmelon. #
• 10:19 What does a "real" canteloupe look like? #
• 10:19 Whoops, spelled it wrong. Cantaloupe. FORGIVE ME SPELLING GODS #
• 10:25 Thursday is going to be the best day ever! Burn Notice is back! #brucecampbell #
• 10:27 @zolakathryn Fuck Yeah! #
• 10:27 RT: @zolakathryn: @lostmustard Mmmm, muskmelon. BRUCE CAMPBELL IS DA MAAAAAAN #
• 11:57 Finished cutting up the melon and cutting/preparing the berries. Had to throw out the raspberries; there was mold on some of them. D: #
• 11:58 Now I can have summer melon salad, or mixed berries anytime I want. #
• 11:58 At least this week anyway. #
• 12:07 @playspymaster I want an invite! #
• 12:33 I still don't get this whole spymaster thing, but whatever, I'll join. That's the power of #peerpressure #dickbutt #
• 12:42 Here's me interacting with my internet connection: MOTHERFUCKING HELL!!! #
• 13:02 Forget plain milk, strawberry milk is where it's at. #
• 13:34 All right! Duck Soup is coming on at 2:30! I'm going to watch AND record it. Yeah! #
• 13:36 I just collected a dead drop. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 14:54 The power just semi went out. The hell? #
• 16:19 I just wounded @zolakathryn in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 16:45 I just got Japanese Spam! I think it was about a Wii. #
• 18:28 Playing the Twitter speed-typing game at fast140.com - How fast can you type? #
• 18:30 I am not a very fast typer #
• 18:31 lololol bit.ly/gywhY #
• 18:37 I just wounded @zolakathryn in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #
• 18:45 @zolakathryn I sure did! #
• 18:56 @reneengstrom I would have taken a small painting if I had money to donate. #
• 18:57 @elizasea When I see those fuckers in the store, it makes me wish I liked apples enough to warrant buying one. I #
• 20:02 @stimi Up is excellent FYI #
• 21:52 I just wounded @adam_lynch in an assassination attempt. #spymaster bit.ly/playspy #

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• 09:15 Hurgh, it's humid today. D: #
• 12:11 Eating stale saltines because I'm a dumbass who left them open. #
• 12:42 @lawhit1128 You could make me some waffles #
• 15:26 @zolakathryn What's spymaster? #
• 15:26 Oh my god, I should not be reading this stuff. #
• 15:28 @zolakathryn johnhamilton.us/2/jamesjoyceletters.htm #
• 15:31 @zolakathryn lol #
• 15:37 @stimi What goes to show that? #
• 15:51 How does someone who hasn't made any updates,only has their name on their profile, and is using twitter's default pic have 32 followers? #
• 15:51 I blocked that person, BTW. #
• 15:53 Jesus, 3 shitty spam followers in a row. #
• 18:32 @zolakathryn I haven't! #
• 18:39 @zolakathryn NO! :-P #
• 18:39 Oh that figures, soon as I load up Twitter on my phone the internet comes back up. #
• 18:42 @zolakathryn Don't care! I watched the beginning once, and it just took too long to get to the good/interest stuff IMO #
• 19:44 So, are sparkledogs supposed to be like dogs that have ingested LFD (Lisa Frank Drug)? #
• 19:46 I remember when I thought Lisa Frank products were the epitome of cool. Back when I was 11... #
• 20:28 @lawhit1128 Lisa Frank? www.lisafrank.com/ #
• 21:07 @elizasea What the fuck? #
• 21:36 @zolakathryn Holy shit, I love corn too! I knew there was a reason I e-married you! #
• 21:39 @elizasea What book is it? #
• 21:47 Where the hell is all of this spam email coming from? I don't use my main email address to sign up for things. Except stuff like twitter... #
• 21:48 ...Livejournal, and facebook. #

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• 08:42 Well... #
• 09:17 @lawhit1128 Now you have to hahahahaha #
• 09:45 @lawhit1128 Carlin is neutered #
• 10:25 We're going to see Up today #
• 10:49 @sailormidori I am not in my right mind apparently, but I don't live in/know where Ansonia is. #
• 13:07 @makelineerror Why would.it be weird? #
• 13:49 @makelineerror some of those parts have been removed. #
• 15:52 Up was good. #
• 17:26 @lawhit1128 There's a few sad parts. #
• 17:52 bit.ly/UV2rA
  Cat survives 26 story fall. #
• 19:40 Internet is down AGAIN!!! Hurgh, I have stuff to look up/read about. #
• 21:34 Oh my god, there is nothing to do! #dramaqueen #