I'm still alive, just so you all know. I use facebook and twitter a lot now, but I still check my friend's page everyday.

So, yeah. Life update: Not much to report on that front. Got a laptop finally, it's pretty frikkin' sweet.

Shit. Yeah, that's all I got.

*mwah*

Hello, everyone. How's it going? I wish I had something interesting to tell you, but I don't.

BREAKING NEWS: I NEVER UPDATE ANYMORE!

Yo, whatup LiveJournalers?

Honestly, I spend more time on Twitter and Facebook now. There is nothing exciting going on for me to update about either.

Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 10:31 "16 bit MS-DOS Subsystem: The NTVDM CPU has encountered an illegal instruction"What? #
• 12:51 Good news, everyone! We're getting DSL on Wednesday, and Jet Broadband can suck a dick. #
• 12:52 Someone with better internet/computer knowledge please tell me what a "Network Traffic Overage" is. Does it mean using more bandwidth than.. #
• 12:52 ...you're supposed to? #
• 12:53 @Evaliation Dear Miko, you may want to block all of those lovely porn spammers that are following you. Love, Meggie #
• 12:56 @transnihilist Which is bullshit (them charging us for it) because the internet was down so much there was no chance of us downloading shit #
• 12:59 Stephen Colbert Shaves His Head for US Troops In Irag, AP Writer Can't Capitalize a Title Properly tinyurl.com/l7jlwo #
• 13:55 @Evaliation Haha, well the "Britney Fucked Vids" account got suspended, and that's the one I was mainly talking about. #
• 14:46 RT: @FURminator_Inc: Today is National Best Friends Day!, so give your best fur friend some extra special attention :) Pls RT #
• 19:28 It's the evening and I'm sitting at the computer, but using my phone to update Twitter. Know what that means? #
• 19:29 If you guessed "the internet's down" you win! #
• 19:34 @zolakathryn Wednesday cannot come soon enough. #
• 19:35 For old time's (last week) sake: #dickbutt #
• 19:35 @zolakathryn What happens on Wed for you? #
• 19:38 I had ice cream for dinner because the tacos tasted like #dickbutt #
• 19:44 @zolakathryn it's a secret #

Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 10:39 Pancakes were semi-successful; some were burnt on the outside and not cooked on the inside. The majority were okay though. #
• 13:17 @sailormidori I've been slacking too D: #
• 15:28 @zolakathryn *wind wind wind* #
• 20:18 Na na nanananana Katamari Damacy-e-e-e-e... #

Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 12:41 @lawhit1128 Doing laundry sucks, but making Brian carry down the laundry baskets is pretty fun. #
• 13:22 What's with all these spam/porn followers I get that I don't get a notification about? Anyone else get them? I just block them. #
• 14:35 @makelineerror Some people are morons #
• 18:23 Laundry day. Washing the slip cover for the sofa. So much fur came off it when I shook it out, it looked like it was snowing dowstairs. Haha #
• 20:41 Need to fold laundry. Hate folding laundry. #
• 21:08 I'm going to make pancakes tomorrow regardless of whether or not I wake up in time for breakfast. #

Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 11:51 *incomprehensible noises of annoyance* #
• 11:55 At first, I misread the title of this article and thought Lance Armstrong had named his son Twitter. tinyurl.com/ncobly #
• 13:00 @transnihilist I don't follow her anymore. She's pretty boring actually. Plus, I think you're right. #
• 13:06 @transnihilist I encourage it with great passion. Just put something just before you put her twittername so others (like me) can enjoy it #
• 13:06 @mtmodular On it, boss! #
• 13:08 @zolakathryn nycgrrl88, I believe #
• 13:09 @moerukun Aww yeah #
• 13:12 @moerukun nycgrrl88, but you didn't get that name from me. *shifty-eyed* #
• 13:15 @zolakathryn I think you're right, sorry #
• 13:15 @moerukun Haha! #
• 13:18 Oh my god, guys, go check out JAYDEEBLUNTS "THE FUC IS POPPIN" #
• 13:18 (jaydeeblunts is the guys twitter name) #
• 13:19 #followfriday @daydreamer3571 #
• 13:22 @zolakathryn Yes! Yes! Yes! #
• 13:37 I hate our internet connection with more passion than you can imagine. But apparently, we can't DSL where we are despite the fact that... #
• 13:37 ...our neighbor in the other half of the duplex we live in has it. How's that for fucked up? #
• 13:57 @transnihilist The title changes kill me #
• 14:05 I hate when someone follows me and they have over 20,000 followers and are following over 18,000 people. So it's like I know that they're... #
• 14:05 following me just for the sake of follower/following count ++ #
• 14:09 @mtmodular Aww fuck yeah. #
• 14:14 I am totally excited that ABCFamily is going to be showing the last season of Gilmore Girls now #
• 14:15 @mtmodular Celebrate your 2,222 tweet #
• 14:18 @mtmodular I'll do my best, boss #
• 14:19 @moerukun I haven't even paid attention to how many tweets I've made. 50 or so, I guess #
• 14:34 @mtmodular Eh, close enough #
• 15:14 @rossyoung Verizon, and Brian keeps putting it off. Since he would be the one paying for it, he wants to be the one to call. #
• 15:15 @rossyoung The cable part of our inter is pretty well fixed (all the lights are lit appropriately), but we still have issues. I think its. #
• 15:15 @rossyoung the router that's messed up. We have to reset it several times a day #
• 19:04 @zolakathryn you missed all the porn #
• 20:19 Everytime you have to use the word the, use #dickbutt instead #
• 20:19 #dickbutt kitchen needs cleaning. #
• 20:44 Now that I set #dickbutt rule about using #dickbutt word #dickbutt instead of #dickbutt word #dickbutt, I can't think of anything to say... #
• 20:45 ...that uses #dickbutt word #dickbutt #
• 20:45 Aww yeah, who's confused now? #
• 22:24 Allow me to put the town I live in in perspective: The fanciest restaurant in town is Applebee's #
• 22:24 OH GOD I MEANT #DICKBUTT NOT #DICKBUTT #
• 22:25 But seriously, Applebee's is the fanciest place to eat. #
• 22:27 Aww, there's an old guy crying on the news. He fought at Normandy. :( #
• 22:46 @zolakathryn the old guy crying, or applebee's? Both are sad, but in different way. #

Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 13:21 Two questions I've asked myself today: 'Where's the toilet paper?' and 'What's it doing up there?' Are these questions related? #
• 13:29 @switchbladephd "Peeoing" #
• 14:40 Retweet this. #
• 14:45 RT: @zolakathryn: RT @transnihilist: RT @zolakathryn: RT @lostmustard: Retweet this. (Should be retweet this Bitch!) #
• 14:45 RT: @zolakathryn: RETWEET THIS BITCH #
• 14:48 @zolakathryn You forgot the @ , loser #
• 14:48 @zolakathryn I mean, I love you E-Wifey #
• 14:53 *pllllllllbbbbttttthhhhh* #
• 17:02 MAKE ME FAMOUS @BECOMEFAMOUS #
• 20:37 Are yawns contagious over the internet? How many of you yawn whenyou read the word "yawn"? I do sometimes #yawn #
• 21:50 @mnakelineerror you yawned didn't you? #yawn #
• 21:52 I've been playing Professor Layton and the Curious Village for the past few days. It's fun! #
• 21:53 @makelineerror you yawned didn't you. #yawn #

Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 11:12 eating a blt with the b extra crispy #
• 11:14 @cuelight It goes to Bora Bora #
• 11:20 Carlin is so good at making Jehovah's Witnesses leave so much faster than if I were home alone all day. #
• 14:27 burp #
• 17:19 Now there are 6 states that are cooler than California. Connecticut, Iowa, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hamphire, and Vermont. #gaymarriage #
• 17:19 THAT'S RIGHT, CA, YOU SUCK! NOT EVEN HAVING HOLLYWOOD AND CELEBRITIES CAN HELP YOU NOW! #
• 17:19 www.wmur.com/politics/19644417/detail.html #
• 17:31 @reneengstrom He was thinking he's 2Legit2Quit, duh #
• 17:38 @reneengstrom 2Legit, 2Legit 2Quit (Hey hey!) #
• 20:20 Hurgh #
• 20:27 Pizza for dinner. Meh. #
• 20:43 Pizza was bleh #
• 20:44 And yet I ate three pieces. #
• 20:45 That sounds disgusting. Unless you didn't mix it all together. #
• 20:56 I can't believe we missed Little Big Planet on sale for $30 on Amazon. D: #
• 20:57 FYI: Sonic is giving away free root beer floats tonight. If you like RBFs and waiting a horrendously long time just to be able to park... #
• 21:05 I love when someone accidentally double posts on SA and then edits the double to say "Ignore this" or whatever, but once you've read that... #
• 21:06 ...You can't ignore it because you've already paid attention to it by reading it. #
• 21:07 @lawhit1128 SomethingAwful.com #
• 21:26 @makelineerror CORN #
• 21:29 @makelineerror How bad was the storm? #
• 21:32 @makelineerror Yes! That's what I was referencing! #
• 21:38 @sailormidori We don't have one within reasonable driving distance either. #
• 21:38 @sailormidori But shit, making a rootbeer float is super easy. #
• 21:39 @sailormidori Fuck, now I want one. I blame you! #
• 21:47 @sailormidori No you're to blame because...umm...#dickbutt #
• 21:50 @zolakathryn That was just for one day. Today is @sailormidori 's day to take the blame #
• 21:59 bit.ly/1a2tW1 #

Now you're following me on Twitter even if you don't want to!

• 09:24 Wondering why our electricity bill went up $50 this month. D: Also, I have to clean a couple of spots in the oven from where sauce spilled. #
• 09:56 Good news: apparently, our cable company was fixing cables on our street yesterday and now our internet is working properly again. Hooray! #
• 09:56 I can play Animal Crossing again! My poor town probably needs tons of work. #
• 13:24 Melon is sooooooo good. Mmmmm #
• 17:05 Today is boring. #
• 17:27 @transnihilist No thanks #